Amputee GiraffesA young woman named Tessa Anne-Washing Flyer loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical children , sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Atlantis drowning in oil, and a portrait of Joseph Gordon-Levitt that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby guillotine for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting amputee giraffes flailing in the snow anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, guillotine !"